Just had some fantastic late night car sex in a convertible. With the roof down. Parked down at our usual favourite spot. That’s twice in one week now.
The new car has so much room for things now. My ass is printed on the windscreen.
This finishes off a bit of a mad but great weekend, all thanks to my beautiful SO, Joan.
If you have to call me name, I prefer Ross the Divorcer. It’s just cooler.
It’s time the tale were told
Of how you took a child
And you made him old